Phaser? I Barely Know Her!

"Phaser? I Barely Know Her!" is the 5th episode of Improvised Star Trek. It was released on May 1, 2011.

Synopsis
Captain Baxter sends Lady Cola mixed signals as he invites her to his quarters for a private chat and a filet mignon. The rest of the crew are overcome by curiosity and recruit Holographic Abraham Lincoln to help them find out what's going on behind closed doors.

Characters

 * Captain Baxter
 * Lady Cola
 * Counselor Japhy Whitman
 * Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson
 * Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes
 * Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
 * Holographic Abraham Lincoln
 * Phaser Mice